how-many-ways:

Needless to say, I was very happy when my friend’s cat decided to sit on a glass table.


athyriumotophorum:

Roxy being cute and happy out in the wilderness | source

My therapist just told me a joke.

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.


(Source: Mashable)

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop


troyesivan:

This five year old girl loses it completely when she realises her little brother is going to grow up.


tarawrr:

goals

(Source: lolzsapphire)


(Source: justtouchedawkwardly)


intofluro:

Adam Martinakis (b.1972, Greece) Parallel Universe, 2013

(Source: leslieseuffert)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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stability:

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

a cinematic masterpiece